I am a pretty normal dude. nah not really but lets pretend i am. Name's Enrique, uh... diabetic, 17 years old, living in New York, uh... oh I'm 5'11".... uh... what else... think thats it haha
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
dad: whaddya got there, son
son: soy milk
dad: hola milk, soy tu padre
if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
I know there’s no assigned seats in college but if I’ve been sitting in the same seat since for seven weeks don’t fuckin sit there
(Source: iseefilm)
ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
omg damn
IS THIS REAL.
how the fuck does that just “happen” to a pizza